Attention male lovers:Its ok to beat me with a hammer until i dont move anymore
and then there would have passed a pleasant slash fanfiction, had the authors misogyny not been immediately unveiled
in our rush for “he would not fucking say that” how we forget the all too common: She Is Not Fucking Like That
good morning, the likes on this post now outnumber the hit count of the fanfiction on which this was based and with your help we can make that true of the reblogs amen
glados does kind of talk like a tumblr user. she literally would say stuff like I went to the broth convention and none of the really attractive people there even knew your name
What makes you an outcast to tumblr culture
unfamiliar with Ancient Greek plays and mythology
never listened to Hozier
not a fan of Richard Siken poems
never watched a superwholock show
fav social media sit isn’t tumblr
is a part of/works for @staff
is not on or needs any medication (antidepressants included)
straight and cis
never read/watched anything by Neil Gaiman
never been on ao3 (even once)
Other/want to see results
Reblog for sample size. I’m multiple of these, but pick the one you resonate with most.
does anyone wanna have a crazy unhealthy codependent once in a lifetime romance with me yet
At the club and your straight bro 12 whiteclaws and 8 shot in starts calling U hubby wyd btw he is baely alive
1wtv is a better show than ha.nnibal because. it’s a better show. but also because everyone in 1wtv inspires this sort of insane homosexual mania within me whereas in han.nibal only w¡ll grah.am manages to spark that mania
